Many would argue Danny Cipriani is operating way out of his league when it comes to girlfriend Kelly Brook, but he seems not to have cottoned on to the fact, as shown in an interview with the Daily Mirror when he said he had no plans for committing himself to marriage.
His reason? His bad knee.
"I'm very happy where I am and I feel very fortunate to have Kelly," he told the newspaper. "But I've got a bad knee so I definitely won't be getting down on one knee any time soon.
"I think everyone has got their own individual wants. Some want children and marriage, some don't. I may be one or the other. I don't know."
Brook, meanwhile, has other things to worry about as she engages in a twitter spat with attention-seeking fading celebrity Katie Price.