Have you seen the last six World Cups? Christ, you're better off going to the dentist.      Sir Alex Ferguson has a moment of humour when comparing the World Cup to the Champions League Nov 2, 2010

     Have you seen the last six World Cups? It is better going to the dentist I suppose.      Sir Alex Ferguson has made it clear that he rates the Champions League a better watch than the World Cup Nov 1, 2010

     Some people cannot see a priest on a mountain of sugar.      Inter boss Rafa Benitez is fast becoming the go-to man for bizarre quotes and he aimed this at his successor at Liverpool Roy Hodgson for criticising him about Kenny Dalglish Nov 1, 2010

     Am I supposed to come out after and say 'it was a jolly good decision, I thought he handled it very well'?      Harry Redknapp tells the FA not to blame him for telling the truth in post-match TV interviews Nov 1, 2010

     The thing is nobody wants to fight a fat guy like me... I'd love to fight [Alistair] Overeem, Brock Lesnar or The Undertaker.      Roy Nelson is developing a complex about his rotund figure Nov 1, 2010

     [Lee Westwood] is massively strong. He benches more than 100kg. We will soon be seeing pictures of him in the gym posing for pictures covered in baby oil.      Westwood's agent Chubby Chandler is impressed by the golfer's physique Nov 1, 2010

     I was in Sainsbury's buying mashed potato, rubber gloves, that sort of stuff.      Lee Westwood may be the new world No. 1 but he's still a regular guy Nov 1, 2010

     It doesn't seem that Reo-Coker and Gardner get on. I deduced that quite early.      Alex McLeish takes a light-hearted view of Nigel Reo-Coker's battle with Craig Gardner Oct 31, 2010

     Runs do the talking, don't they?      Australia coach Tim Nielsen admits batsman Callum Ferguson could be line for an Ashes call-up Oct 31, 2010

     Of course I'm disappointed but what do I do - kick a chair, shout, or throw water?      Brendan Venter reflects on Saracens' defeat to Exeter Oct 30, 2010

     Let's play again. Double or quits. I'll play.      Ronnie O'Sullivan enjoyed the inaugural Power Snooker competition, which he won after beating Ding Junhui Oct 30, 2010

     We have got all sorts of different books for [Andy] to pick from. He might like Peppa Pig – or there is a monkey one.      Kevin Nolan wants Andy Carroll to read to his children Oct 30, 2010

     Even though we are out of work and suffering with the crisis, laughing doesn't cost anything.      Seve Ballesteros puts things into perspective Oct 29, 2010

     I'd rather see Rooney's name not on the team-sheet any day of the week. I'd be a liar if I said otherwise.      Harry Redknapp gives an honest opinion on the absence of Wayne Rooney ahead of Spurs' trip to Manchester United Oct 29, 2010

     If you have a mouth, you can say whatever you want and Wanderlei has a big mouth.      Vitor Belfort responds to Wanderlei Silva's suggestions that he will get 'freaked out' when he faces champion Anderson Silva for the middleweight title Oct 28, 2010

     You can spend hours getting caught up in working on a witty retort or spend hours working on your game.      Andrew Strauss has insisted England will not be dragged into a war of words with their Ashes rivals from Australia. Oct 28, 2010

     He was like Maradona, the way he jinked past them all.      West Ham boss Avram Grant waxed lyrical about Mark Noble following his assist in the Hammers' Carling Cup win over Stoke. Oct 28, 2010

     I fancy Audley Harrison, not as a boyfriend or girlfriend, I fancy him in the fight.      There was never really any doubt, but Frank Bruno clarifies that it is Audley Harrison's boxing skills that he is attracted to Oct 27, 2010

     I have always watched Match of the Day as a kid and want to see myself on there one day.      Watford keeper Scott Loach has set his sights on climbing the ladder and reaching the Premier League Oct 27, 2010

     Don't get me wrong, I'm not about to pack up and start working in Tesco.      Ronnie O'Sullivan is not as dedicated to snooker as he once was, but he's not ready to walk away from the game just yet. Oct 27, 2010

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