If they carry on behaving like spoiled children, they will no longer wear the shirt of this club      Bayonne president Alain Afflelou slams Wales scrum-half Mike Phillips for breaking a team curfew Sep 28, 2012

     I respect Stoke for the way they play as much as I respect Barcelona.      Swansea manager Michael Laudrup defends Stoke's style of play Sep 28, 2012

     I don't know how much they miss him but we don't.      Arsene Wenger admits Didier Drogba has always been a thorn in Arsenal's side Sep 28, 2012

     I have selection solutions, not selection problems.      Arsene Wenger comes up with a novel spin on his squad dilemmas Sep 27, 2012

     When he yells and screams, his eyes bug out. That's why you want to beat him.      Steve Stricker doesn't want to beat Ian Poulter because of his fashion sense or his obnoxious attitude. No, it's his 'bug eyes' Sep 27, 2012

     Back to the Future is on. George McFly's left hook on Biff is surely the greatest ever movie punch?       Graeme Swann passes the time before England's World T20 clash with West Indies Sep 26, 2012

     He is a world-class player and a big totem pole for us      Cardiff Blues coach Phil Davies praises Jamie Roberts amid reports the centre may leave the region at the end of the season Sep 26, 2012

     I asked the fourth official if it was a yellow card because I thought the referee had forgotten his yellow cards in the dressing room.      Roberto Mancini was unhappy with Joe Bennett's challenge on Gareth Barry during Manchester City's 4-2 defeat to Aston Villa Sep 26, 2012

     I'm too fast, too sexy and too talented to be blown away by a large, slow robot from the Ukraine.      David Haye doesn't see himself losing to Vitali Klitschko Sep 25, 2012

     You would never stand on the same side in ping-pong if you don't get along.      Davis Love III gets serious about ping-pong as he explains that Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson are good enough pals to play on the same team at table tennis Sep 25, 2012

     He didn't come up here last night because he had to go to the bank.      Davis Love III jokes about Brandt Snedeker's recent hot streak Sep 24, 2012

     'It's quite simple', he would say, 'all you need is a girl that looks like Cindy Crawford and is able to calve a cow in the middle of the night'      Ulster hooker Rory Best remembers the late Nevin Spence's relationship advice at a memorial service at Ravenhill Sep 24, 2012

     It's a like a policeman watching a robber rob a bank and because he's seen it the police are going to let him off.      Tony Pulis underlines the ridiculous nature of the FA's ruling on retrospective action Sep 24, 2012

     For two years, he hasn't scored and now he has, so he should buy me dinner.      Roberto Di Matteo expects Ashley Cole to mark his first Chelsea goal for 28 months by buying him dinner Sep 24, 2012

     Football has a small pocket of people who do not seem to be in tune with life on this planet, so tell them to go and annoy someone else.       John Aldridge wants severe punishments for those who sing vile chants from the terraces Sep 23, 2012

     I've never had my arm popped like that before. I was waiting for it to break.      Jon Jones sums up how close he came to losing to Vitor Belfort at UFC 152 Sep 23, 2012

     Oh, what a silky player he is isn't he!      Nigel Adkins eulogises over the performance of Gaston Ramirez for Southamption against Aston Villa Sep 22, 2012

     We got caught with our pants well down against Leicester and Quins, but we've learnt and we've come back      London Welsh boss Lyn Jones reflects on his team's second win in as many games Sep 22, 2012

     I can’t open my hand out. I have got to see someone about it; can’t grip anything. I dropped a bowl at home the other night. Basically I’m f****d!      Former England prop Phil Vickery on life after rugby Sep 22, 2012

     I've got this Formula One game at the minute. I'm a bit addicted to it, so I've not seen anything.      Stuart Broad comes up with a novel explanation for why he hasn't seen any of Kevin Pietersen's punditry at the World Twenty20 Sep 21, 2012

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