There's no point in us even being here if it's a case of bringing people in and then letting them go.      Paul Lambert gets a bit dramatic, when asked about the prospect of selling Christian Benteke in January Dec 21, 2012

     It is a pain in the arse, literally, just a nuisance.      Ivan Lendl describes the discomfort of undergoing a colonoscopy Dec 20, 2012

     I'll need to order some good wine!      Sir Alex Ferguson is preparing for the visit of Real Madrid - and particularly Jose Mourinho - to Old Trafford Dec 20, 2012

     The whole house is terrified of this guy. F***ing terrified.       Dana White reveals one of the TUF 17 fighters destroys all his rivals Dec 20, 2012

     If there were more Jonnys, there would be no wars      Toulon coach Bernard Laporte on Jonny Wilkinson Dec 20, 2012

     Friendship is like pi**ing in you're pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth.      Shane Warne decides to amuse himself on Twitter Dec 20, 2012

     Maybe one day I will wake up and have control of Arsenal.      Part-owner Alisher Usmanov has got a complicated, devious plan to try and wrest full control of the north London club Dec 20, 2012

     I changed my holiday once for this card, so to change it again, I think my girlfriend would kill me!      Brad Pickett explains that he better take a holiday after fighting Eddie Wineland in December Dec 19, 2012

     There is no room for criticism on the training field. For a player - and for any human being - there is nothing better than hearing 'well done.'       Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson's training ground motivation would not work as well on ESPN as him saying 'you've won the Euromillions jackpot' Dec 19, 2012

     The best present I ever received was space Legos.      Tiger Woods reveals he is actually a man of very simple tastes Dec 18, 2012

     The last time I heard from Rafa he was threatening to sue me.       Leeds boss Neil Warnock is unsure if there may still be bad blood between himself and his Chelsea counterpart Rafael Benitez Dec 18, 2012

     If a boxer doesn't finish a bout with bruised hands then he probably hasn't thrown any punches.      Amir Khan's father explains why his son was a little sore after his win over Carlos Molina, but denied talk of broken bones Dec 18, 2012

     Up to now I had a run out and that was it, so it’s nice to get some runs.      England batsman Ian Bell admits it was a relief to finally come to the part with a century in the final Test with India that secured a series win Dec 17, 2012

     There is a free bar round the back paid for by the BBC, so we are all going round there tonight.      Bradley Wiggins explains how he will celebrate winning the Sports Personality of the Year Dec 16, 2012

     I’ve got nine welterweights on the show that are all in the top five.      Dana White's grasp on maths is quite exceptional as he explains the strength of the UFC 158 card Dec 16, 2012

     It wouldn't have been enough to knock over my one-year-old daughter.      Gary Cahill accuses Emerson of faking to get him sent off in the Club World Cup final Dec 16, 2012

     Hate to see diving in the Prem. Stay on your feet Shawcross.      Robert Huth has a joke on Twitter after his team-mate was headbutted by Marouane Fellaini Dec 16, 2012

     I'm going to hit him with a bar of soap and a sock or something.      Dan Hardy decides the best way to silence Matt Riddle Dec 15, 2012

     I've been picking up the rugby vocab - "le maul", "le ruck", "le pick-and-go" - honestly, that's what they say       Toulon and former England international prop Andrew Sheridan offers an insight into life in the south of France Dec 14, 2012

     This is working class golf.      Barry Hearn does his best to describe the sport of darts Dec 14, 2012

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