I need a cold beer.      Seven-time champion Lance Armstrong's immortal words on finishing his last ever Tour de France Jul 25, 2010

     Fernando is faster than you. Can you confirm you understood that message?      Felipe Massa's race engineer Rob Smedley hints that his driver should let Fernando Alonso past Jul 25, 2010

     It's probably one of the sickest things I've done in my whole life.      Richard S Johnson's made this unusual observation after winning the Scandanavian Masters Jul 25, 2010

     Ronnie must have been asleep for the past 12 months. Snooker is buzzing.      World Snooker chief Barry Hearn hits back at Ronnie O'Sullivan's claims that snooker had become boring Jul 24, 2010

     I would rather the short-term embarrassment of a positive test than the descent into the knacker's yard      London 2012 chief Lord Sebastian Coe takes a no-nonsense approach to drug cheats Jul 24, 2010

     I was told I looked like Elton John, well I hope I'm on the Yellow Brick Road to the Matchplay title.      Ten-time champion Phil Taylor gets a bit cheesy after donning wacky 'Blackpool' sunglasses Jul 24, 2010

     It's horrific, I've hated it. It's been miserable. I just want to get to Paris.      David Millar has not enjoyed himself at the Tour de France Jul 23, 2010

     He says they’re feeding off scraps. I think we waiting for their scraps to fall off the table and then chewing them.      Ian Holloway discusses how far Blackpool are behind Stoke going into the new Premier League season Jul 23, 2010

     I bought the tractor for my farm. Being a farm boy it was one of my big dreams.      Most people would splash their £850,000 winnings on a sports car, but newly-crowned Open champion Louis Oosthuizen wanted something decidedly less speedy Jul 22, 2010

     The times Usain is doing I can't even do on a Nintendo Wii.      British sprinter Marlon Devonish admits he is some way behind world record holder Usain Bolt Jul 22, 2010

     I'll need a few weeks to understand the accent. I don't know how the Spaniards have coped.      Joe Cole admits he may struggle to adapt to the new culture in Liverpool Jul 22, 2010

     When I first turned professional, I was like Marmite - people would either love me or hate me.      British boxer James DeGale admits he was not liked by everyone when he left the amateurs Jul 22, 2010

     Reputations and hype are irrelevant to me. They don't mean crap.      Mike Pyle talks down British prospect John Hathaway Jul 21, 2010

     If I am in charge of the keg of Guinness, that will be fine.      Darren Clarke discusses the importance of his role as vice-captain in the European Ryder Cup team Jul 21, 2010

     I’m not too good on the go-karts I’m a bit heavy - all the light people keep passing me.      England cricketer Andrew Flintoff's dreams of becoming a racing driver are over Jul 20, 2010

     To be honest with you, I don't know if I'm too stupid to deal with the pressure of expectation when I'm on the course.      Louis Oosthuizen has a theory for why he was so calm when winning the Open Jul 20, 2010

     Cloud Nine is now down to about Cloud Five.      US Open champion Graeme McDowell admits his honeymoon period has come to an end Jul 19, 2010

     Want me to be honest with you? I'm f****d mate.      Bradley Wiggins gives an honest assessment of his chances of winning the Tour de France Jul 19, 2010

     I didn't pause on the bridge. That's for winners. I should use the plank alongside.      Colin Montgomerie berates his performance at the Open Jul 19, 2010

     I think I could sell that finish for quite a few pounds to anyone in the last few groups.      Luke Donald thinks he could make a quick buck if he sold his finish of birdie followed by an eagle at the last Jul 18, 2010

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