I can't get into the golf, the nicest fellas around turn into absolute k**bs - all those little golfy rules      Donncha O'Callaghan tries to get away from the golf course in his downtime with the Ireland squad in New Zealand Jun 21, 2012

     There are two Marios. There is one who turns up sometimes in training and it is a bit cold and he is not too interested. The other time he really wants it.      James Milner reveals a Jekyll and Hyde character to Mario Balotelli Jun 21, 2012

     A boy from Croxteth should not use hair product.      Wayne Rooney's beauty regime leaves Jamie Carragher aghast Jun 20, 2012

     Do they make a good couple? Yes, a nice couple.      AC Milan's Adriano Galliani passes judgement on Mario Balotelli's relationship with Manchester City Jun 20, 2012

     If I go as long Bernard Hopkins, maybe I'll wind up a cruiserweight.      Light-welterweight Humberto Soto, a three-weight world champion, takes a look into what the future may hold Jun 19, 2012

     I do believe that Newcastle have faxed an offer of £4m - but they must have the wrong player.      Lille head coach Rudi Garcia mocks Newcastle's bid for France right-back Mathieu Debuchy Jun 19, 2012

     Look at you - you ask that question sounding so genuine but how do I know what you want to achieve out of it?      Peter de Villiers turns the tables on our man Tom Hamilton during an interview. Jun 19, 2012

     I hope he enjoys the jail cell.      2012 US Open champion Webb Simpson, after a drunk fan invades his post-tournament presentation Jun 18, 2012

     The key out there is definitely staying away from the bogey train, because that can kill you      Seventeen year-old amateur Beau Hossler is well aware of the dangers at a US Open Jun 17, 2012

     Looking at Rendall's cut, that's horrendous.      Ricky Hatton makes little effort to make Rendall Munroe feel any better about the gaping cut that stopped his fight with Scott Quigg Jun 16, 2012

     Just sat down to watch Men in Black 3D and tried putting my 3D glasses on...and then realised I'm wearing my glasses       Kevin Anderson proves he's the sharpest mind on the ATP Tour Jun 16, 2012

     The operation went well but the patient died.      Sweden coach Erik Hamren assesses his side's Euro 2012 campaign Jun 16, 2012

     You don't always get the best of the best at the top of the leaderboard at the U.S. Open      So said Matt Kuchar while, er, being among the leaders at the US Open Jun 15, 2012

     After London 2012 I want to go into the press conference and say before anyone asks me a question, just say "You are now looking at a living legend".      Usain Bolt reveals he has already written his winner's speech for London 2012 Jun 15, 2012

     I’m 60 per cent – out of a hundred.      Dereck Chisora points out the obvious Jun 15, 2012

     I won’t slit my throat over it.      Harry Redknapp refuses to mope after being sacked by Tottenham Jun 15, 2012

     F*** you man. You talked some bad things. I'm old school. You're talking some bullshit about me, don't shake my hand.      Wanderlei Silva will not let Chael Sonnen get away with comments he made about Brazil Jun 14, 2012

     Time heals all wounds, even shoulder wounds      Brian O'Driscoll on his return to Christchurch after suffering his infamous shoulder injury while playing for the Lions back in 2005 Jun 14, 2012

     Mind your backs boys, don't let the bus run you over.      Harry Redknapp cares for the safety of his interviewers while being interviewed in the car Jun 14, 2012

     Panic stations. I've just got no chance to be ready for Wimbledon now.      Andy Murray employs sarcasm following his defeat to Nicolas Mahut at Queen's Jun 13, 2012

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