If I get a cup, I don't need a cake.       Petr Cech is hoping to celebrate his 30th birthday with a Champions League victory parade May 19, 2012

     Is it a lot of money? How many Euros are they going to give to the Greeks this week?      A Chelsea fan parading a placard saying he is prepared to €1000 per ticket for the Champions League final between Bayern Munich and Chelsea hits back at claims he is paying over the odds May 18, 2012

     You’d want to have a limb falling off really to not play in the Heineken Cup final      Leinster's Brian O'Driscoll insists he will be playing in European club rugby's showpiece event despite recent knee surgery May 18, 2012

     It's key at Epsom to get a position and it looks like he's got the ability to do that. But what do I know I've never had a Derby runner!      Trainer Andrew Balding is in the dark as to what to expect at Epsom after his horse Bonfire booked his ticket with a win in the Dante Stakes May 17, 2012

     It's like a singer, when they go up on stage the crowd expects a good performance.      Arsenal's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain insists he is not feeling the pressure ahead of Euro 2012 May 17, 2012

     I blame the ECB for my Euro 2012 omission. Since they banned three-touch football my shop window has closed.       Graeme Swann explains his omission from Roy Hodgson's England squad May 16, 2012

     It's a rare man can be that tough on the field and also have his own line of underwear.      Barack Obama takes his opportunity to poke fun at David Beckham May 16, 2012

     In my life I've gone back to an ex-girlfriend and it didn't work out. I'm not sure whether it's the right move.      Roberto Di Matteo has ruled himself out of the running for the West Brom job May 16, 2012

     This speculation about Mir being better on the ground is bullshit.      Yuri Carlton, Jiu-Jitsu coach of Junior Dos Santos, claims the Brazilian is every bit as good as the lethal Frank Mir on the mat May 15, 2012

     A bit soggy in London today, so I'm going to find a mad fer it Liam Gallagher jacket #nosunshiiiiiine      Graeme Swann also went looking for a Lady Gaga telephone May 15, 2012

     They should celebrate their third-place achievement and I will focus on winning titles      Samir Nasri goads Arsenal fans after his new club Manchester City won the Premier League title. May 15, 2012

     He just needs to make his brain work. That is his only problem.      Roberto Mancini believes he has got the measure of upredictable striker Mario Balotelli May 15, 2012

     My life does not revolve around Robin van Persie.      Robin van Persie's agent Kees Vos plays down the significance of a trip to Eastlads May 15, 2012

     It'll take them a century to get to our level of history.       Sir Alex Ferguson claims Premier League champions Manchester City are 100 years behind Manchester United May 14, 2012

     Too many people talk. Too many people speak about me bad. And now they need to shut up.      Mario Balotelli answers his critics after Manchester City won the title May 13, 2012

     This is it lads, sod throwing the ball about, we are just going to maul      Harlequins' Joe Marler recalls his thoughts ahead of scoring the match-winning try in his side's Premiership semi-final victory over Northampton May 12, 2012

     I will choke him to death this bastard. I don't like him.      Dereck Chisora warns David Haye not to make excuses when he is beaten in their fight May 12, 2012

     Light the candle!      Everyone's a bit tired of the "get in the hole" shouts and this fan at The Players Championship brought something new to the table as Tiger Woods teed off May 12, 2012

     I would expect a lot of Geordie Germans come the 19th of May.      Mike Williamson has his ideas about what Newcastle will be like next weekend if they finish fourth. Finishing fourth will secure Champions League football if Bayern Munich beat Chelsea. May 12, 2012

     Fact is, he avoids it like it's poison.      Frank Mir claims UFC heavyweight champion Junior Dos Santos has no ground game May 11, 2012

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