He's just cool ... I hope I'm that cool when I'm 52       Rory McIlroy expresses his admiration for Fred Couples. Sorry to say it, 'Rors', but you're not even that cool now... Apr 6, 2012

     If you played with me, ten years ago, I give to you every day one punch in your head.      Roberto Mancini delivers an interesting warning to Manchester City trouble-maker Mario Balotelli Apr 6, 2012

     That's my all-time favourite 81.      Randy Lewis, a 54-year-old amateur playing in his first Masters, reacts to his opening round at Augusta. Apr 5, 2012

     Pitiful. I made six or eight putts coming in. I could've shot 90.      Former champion Craig Stadler was unimpressed with his opening round of 81 at The Masters Apr 5, 2012

     Cricket bites you in the backside.      Kevin Pietersen keeps his feet on the ground after making 151 in the second Test against Sri Lanka Apr 5, 2012

     A true shock today to hear that Bres has saved all but sixteen rupees of his expenses on this trip #tightestmanalive       England spinner Graeme Swann pokes fun at his England team-mate Tim Bresnan Apr 4, 2012

     I really love it here. I absolutely love the food here - too much. Unfortunately I had some banana pudding before I went out. I don't know why I did that. It was so good though.      Serena Williams came through her clash with Elena Vesnina at the Family Circle Cup despite dipping into the Charleston puddings before stepping on court Apr 4, 2012

     Sorry, phone's going. No phones at Augusta... Let's pretend no-one heard anything.      Rory McIlroy was found out when he failed to put his phone on silent at a press conference ahead of The Masters Apr 4, 2012

     I generally only call Billy in when it's a straight putt, and he knows that.       Lee Westwood, who has often had his caddie Billy Foster read lines for him, is unlikely to make the call at The Masters Apr 3, 2012

     For Gavin to be hung out to dry like this is inexcusable      Former Ospreys coach Lyn Jones slams the Blues for sacking Gavin Henson Apr 3, 2012

     We need a ladder to stop a player like Zlatan Ibrahimovic because he's so tall.      Barcelona boss Pep Guardiola is wary of the aerial threat of AC Milan's Zlatan Ibrahimovic Apr 3, 2012

     I miss Roma a lot because it always rains here in Liverpool.      Liverpool goalkeeper Alexander Doni admits he misses life in Italy Apr 3, 2012

     I'm watching Bear Grylls cope with the frigid French Alps before bedtime. If it snows tomorrow in Colombo I shall be the man to turn to.      England spinner Graeme Swann is unlikely to get his wish when the second Test begins in a sweltering Sri Lanka Apr 2, 2012

     Inter, Arsenal, Real... I will take the fun everywhere!      Yann M'Vila gets a little excited about the prospect of a move to Arsenal Apr 2, 2012

     Watching the ball is always a good starting point       Andrew Strauss reckons he has worked out how to make big scores Apr 2, 2012

     He had some curried goat and maybe that was why he was fuelled up today.      Newcastle boss Alan Pardew explains the reason behind Papiss Cisse's two-goal display against Liverpool Apr 1, 2012

     I would think if someone is going to offer him £200,000 a week it could probably turn his head a little, yes!      Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp would appear to be bracing himself for a bid from Manchester City for Luka Modric Mar 31, 2012

     They used to say to me, 'You're only allowed to use one hand against him,' because I used to beat him up that bad.      Amir Khan mocks the prospect of a future fight with Kell Brook Mar 30, 2012

     It is better than we don’t talk about this.      Roberto Mancini fuels a mystery that may well require the services of Sherlock Holmes after revealing striker Sergio Aguero has an injury but won't reveal what the problem is Mar 30, 2012

     He’s not out there to be showing how funny he is.      Ivan Lendl doesn't care how Andy Murray acts on court, as long as he wins Mar 30, 2012

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