I don't have the same hair, but I'll try to show the best of myself      Football a young man's game? Dimitar Berbatov, 33, is having none of it after his move to Monaco Feb 4, 2014

     I will continue to play but deeply regret that it won't be for England      Kevin Pietersen after his England career was brought to an end by the ECB Feb 4, 2014

     If Mike does not sign any cheques then the manager and director of football have got their arms tied      Alan Shearer points out that Newcastle owner Mike Ashley might just have a little bit to do with the club's problems Feb 4, 2014

     I'm like fan club love the club. Goodnight Manchester      Anderson is pretty unhappy that he has been attributed quotes that other players are desperate to leave Manchester United Feb 4, 2014

     I'm sure that lots of players want out, especially players like myself and Nani who have been in Manchester for seven or eight years      Anderson has given David Moyes a further headache at Old Trafford Feb 3, 2014

     It was five o'clock on deadline day, so the decision was: sign Kallstrom or sign no one       You can't knock Arsene Wenger's transfer policy Feb 3, 2014

     Scotland may have to go to some dark places, but we'll bring some torches      Scotland boss Scott Johnson on their loss to Ireland Feb 2, 2014

     If people want to make an issue out of that for next week, to me it is just lazy journalism. Move on.      Wales boss Warren Gatland was bullish when asked about the 'grudge' between he and Brian O'Driscoll ahead of their match against Ireland in round two of the Six Nations Feb 1, 2014

     Chico Flores was squealing. Centre halves are not supposed to squeal      Sam Allardyce wasn't particularly happy after Howard Webb sent off Andy Carroll for an apparent elbow on the Swansea defender Feb 1, 2014

     Mercedes are taking 23 trucks with them everywhere. If they really wanted to save fuel they should stop that      Bernie Ecclestone doesn't buy the F1 manufacturers' argument for smaller, quieter, more efficient engines Feb 1, 2014

     I just couldn't butcher enough holes      Fred Couples doesn't know whether to laugh or cry after making the cut in Dubai - costing him his tickets to watch his beloved Seattle Seahawks in the Super Bowl on Sunday Jan 31, 2014

     They got their tickets first and I was going to pay for mine but the woman said, “I am sorry, I am going to have to ask for your ID”       England debutant Jack Nowell may be old enough to play for his country but still got ID'd when trying to watch Wolf of Wall Street Jan 31, 2014

     It's too early to tell anything right now, only how we are doing       Lewis Hamilton isn't reading too much into Red Bull's current problems in testing Jan 31, 2014

     Some people are frustrated with that result? Some people can f*** off      Ipswich manager Mick McCarthy was happy with his side's 1-1 at Leeds, even if others were not Jan 30, 2014

     It's brilliant when you get a result against him. I love Chelsea moaning       Sam Allardyce didn't back out of giving his opinion when he discovered what Jose Mourinho had said about West Ham Jan 30, 2014

     I couldn't give a s****! He just can't take it. Good old Jose, moaning again       Sam Allardyce laughs off Jose Mourinho's remark that West Ham played "football from the 19th Century" to get a 0-0 draw at Chelsea Jan 29, 2014

     This is football from the 19th century. The only thing I can bring more to win was a Black and Decker to destroy the wall      Jose Mourinho wasn't happy after West Ham parked the bus at Stamford Bridge for a 0-0 draw. Pot calling the kettle black [and Decker], Jose? Jan 29, 2014

     Hey hey hey.. 4-0 victory and bragging rights in Liverpool... Guess I'm not good at pens!!      The person who caught the ball in the Kop End also realised Daniel Sturridge needs practice on his penalties Jan 29, 2014

     There are no more excuses. We need to play well and win       Flanker Yannick Nyanga believes it is time for France to step up Jan 29, 2014

     Roger was going crazy - he was so happy       From what Stanislas Wawrinka has told us, it feels like Federer won the Australian Open Jan 28, 2014

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