Say so long to No. 1, kiss it goodbye.       A seven-year-old boy tells Tiger Woods to prepare for life as the second best player in the world. May 11, 2010

     We have an agreement that they will stop at four.      Portsmouth boss Avram Grant reveals that his former club Chelsea have agreed not to humiliate his depleted team in the FA Cup final. May 11, 2010

     I learnt a lot about captaincy by being told that I was an idiot.      Ian Chappell, the former Australian captain, on what made him a successful leader May 9, 2010

     We can't all be as gorgeous as me, when we play the game.      England spinner Graeme Swann concedes that winning ugly is better than not winning at all May 9, 2010

     Twenty years in this business, you see some weird stuff.      Promotor Lou DiBella comments on the Kermit Cintron fall May 8, 2010

     He's done. I don't give a s**t if he's the best 170-pounder in the world.      Dana White shows his disgust at Paul Daley's cheapshot at UFC 113 May 8, 2010

     If before a match I made my team watch Gladiator, they'd start laughing or call the doctor asking if I was ill.      Jose Mourinho mocks Claudio Ranieri's preparations for the Coppa Italia final May 8, 2010

     I will never respect Mr Berdos again.      Racing Metro coach Pierre Berbizier does not hold back following a controversial call in his side's Top 14 play-off defeat to Clermont May 7, 2010

     I would have come here 9 pounds heavier as well as rusty      Lee Westwood looks on the bright side after the volcanic ash cloud put pay to his holiday to Barbados May 7, 2010

     They didn't touch the mo but they came pretty close though.      Australian tennis great John Newcombe, who is famed for his moustache, was in jovial mood despite recently undergoing a skin cancer operation May 7, 2010

     We are learning how to play guitar; we are looking for a singer. Maybe Joe Cole can join us.      Didier Drogba reveals he and Florent Malouda are looking to take the music world but storm but are lacking a vocal boost May 7, 2010

     I had played six competitive rounds in seven months so people need to be more realistic.      Tiger Woods feels those who have put in the boot in recent weeks need to take a reality check May 7, 2010

     I know how it feels to be a beauty queen and I like it a lot.      Joe Worsley reveals his feminine side May 6, 2010

     Get the bottom of your feet sponsored son... cause you getting laid out.      Rampage Jackson offers Rashad Evans some advice May 5, 2010

     I've had no contact from Real Madrid - they are far too far away for my liking!      Harry Redknapp rules out a move to Spain May 5, 2010

     He fancied the move, even though he was such an Arsenal legend. That shows the character of the man - it shows he has bollocks.      Harry Redknapp discusses the courage of Patrick Vieira May 4, 2010

     Words can't describe how obsessed I am with this song and Hanson.      Laura Robson speaks of her affection for that cheesy-yet-catchy 1990s cracker MMMBop May 4, 2010

     I expect Paul to go out there and smack his face off.      Andre Winner makes a bold prediction ahead of Paul Daley's fight with Josh Koscheck May 4, 2010

     I would play you as a 12 or 13. You'd carry the ball quite a bit and be quite strong and quick and good in defence.      Ben Foden assesses the best position for Times reporter Alyson Rudd May 4, 2010

     I'm building a driving range at the minute, so that will pay for the trees. Trees are pretty expensive.      Rory McIlroy reveals how he will spend his winner's cheque after Quail Hollow May 4, 2010

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