We'll have to make sure he doesn't go anywhere. We'll lock him up in a room or something.      Mark Schwarzer comes up with an obvious way of keeping Roy Hodgson at Fulham May 4, 2010

     All mum's family are City fans. I'll be putting them in the Tottenham end so she'll have to be quiet.      Peter Crouch reveals the family dilemma marring Spurs' visit to Manchester City May 4, 2010

     I became very worried at the way the conversation developed in Kiev. At that stage I felt the best course of action was just to play along with these guys and get out of Russia.      As well as putting his career on the line, John Higgins showed a remarkable lack of geographical knowledge by suggesting Kiev was in Russia May 3, 2010

     The way that the Luton supporters went after our players was quite animalistic.      York City chairman Jason McGill spoke of his shock at seeing his players attacked by Luton fans after York's play-off semi-final win May 3, 2010

     I wasn't trying to be clever, I was exhausted.      Laura Probert offers up her excuse for failing to win on Advertise at Salisbury on Sunday. It did not impress the stewards as she was handed a 28-day ban May 3, 2010

     I know some nations are worried about there not being any food to eat, but there is plenty.      Alan Butcher, Zimbabwe's coach, feels the country is ready to host major opposition May 3, 2010

     What is clear is that two weeks after a race you can't keep talking about such unimportant things, so I'm going to refuse to answer.      A tetchy Fernando Alonso gets fed up with being asked about his pit-lane overtake of team-mate Felipe Massa May 3, 2010

     I said to Lee Westwood 'that’s how you finish off a golf tournament'.      Rory McIlroy shared a joke with Lee Westwood after winning the Quail Hollow Championship May 2, 2010

     Sixty minutes later we come on top and we scored a f****** last minute try to get a f****** bonus point.      Hurricanes match-winner Ma'a Nonu is in trouble for using the f-word seven times in a colourful radio interview conducted after his side's win over the Chiefs May 1, 2010

     Qui ne sauté pas, n'est pas Toulousain.      The famous chant of the Toulouse faithful - "He who doesn't stand up is not Toulouse" May 1, 2010

     I don't like to see young kids parade up and down in red boots.      Trevor Francis offers words of advice to Birmingham City youngster Nathan Redmond. May 1, 2010

     I'd probably be Cheryl Cole. Just to see what attention she gets and that.       Jack Wilshere repsonds to the question 'if you could be a woman for a day, who would you be?' May 1, 2010

     If Manchester want to have him, they have to sign over two oil fields to us, or cart over at least two big lorries tightly packed full of English banknotes.       Borrusia Dortmund managing director Hans-Joachim Watzke plays hardball over defender Neven Subotic Apr 29, 2010

     Is this a f****** party or a golf tournament?      Colin Montgomerie lost his bearings at the Open de Espana Apr 29, 2010

      I'm not one for singing around the campfire, that is more Nicklas Bendtner's style.      Andrey Arshavin admits he never made a good boy scout Apr 29, 2010

     It can be a long, drawn-out affair, and a painful experience. I haven't felt comfortable for 17 years      Ronnie O'Sullivan seems to be falling out of love with snooker Apr 29, 2010

     The style of Inter is the blood style, not the skin style. When you leave the field you don't leave the skin, you leave the blood.      Inter boss Jose Mourinho hails his team of heroes after they knocked holders Barcelona out of the Champions League Apr 29, 2010

     Mervyn's not got the mental edge on me - has he f***.      Phil Taylor insists rival Mervyn King has no edge over him Apr 29, 2010

     He’s a grown man with earrings. He’s a grown man with saggy pants, pink t-shirts and crooked hats. Go join a gang, don’t get in the UFC.      Chael Sonnen levels some strange abuse at Anderson Silva Apr 28, 2010

     If he grounded and pounded me in my sleep he'd barely have enough power in his punches to wake me up.       Paul Daley may not even bother getting out of bed for his upcoming fight with Josh Koscheck Apr 28, 2010

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