I left school at 15, my vocabulary is not that great.      Kenny Dalglish struggles to find words for Steven Gerrard after his skipper's hat-trick against Everton. Mar 14, 2012

     I think Joe Silva needs to be shot in the face.      Rampage Jackson has not been happy with the recent fights given to him by UFC matchmaker Joe Silva Mar 14, 2012

     Bugger the cows.      Owner Anthony Knott, a dairy farmer by trade, makes it clear that someone else will be doing the day job after the victory of his Hunt Ball at the Cheltenham Festival Mar 13, 2012

     I have had it before a few years ago and it's not pretty.      Maria Sharapova sympathises with players knocked down by a stomach bug at Indian Wells Mar 13, 2012

     This hasn't all been written down on the back of a bog roll or anything.      Bradley Wiggins insists he is on track for Tour de France glory Mar 13, 2012

     He's a moron. What do you think?      Andy Roddick gets frustrated with the umpire during his defeat to Tomas Berdych at Indian Wells Mar 13, 2012

     We shook on it, Craig handed me the eight iron, I hit it in the hole and Craig went bananas.      Paul Casey hit a hole in one during the fourth of the WGC-Cadillac Championship - much to his caddie's delight who had his eye on a split of the prize. Sadly, there was no prize for an ace on the 15th. Mar 12, 2012

     The biggest achievement, without a shadow of a doubt, is he has put some pride back in the England jersey      Owen Farrell praises interim coach Stuart Lancaster after England's victory over France Mar 12, 2012

     I don't want to hear us whinging and complaining about defeat and referees and showing arrogance in victory or being bad losers      Philippe Saint-Andre lays out his philosophy for France Mar 11, 2012

     Believe me, I'm more afraid of my mother than any opponent in the ring.       Dereck Chisora's mum is not to be messed with Mar 11, 2012

     All we're asking for is a fair wicket, which we're not getting at the moment.      QPR boss Mark Hughes, smarting after his side were denied a perfectly good goal against Bolton, appeared to switch his focus towards a summer pursuit Mar 10, 2012

     I'm gutted but I'd rather be gutted than play s**t.      David Strettle on his disappointment at missing out on England's clash with France Mar 10, 2012

     I don't have any friends.      Chelsea interim boss Roberto di Matteo has no desire to be popular at Stamford Bridge Mar 10, 2012

     Always hard turning down a chance to win a world cup, but rugby is about making the right decisions and that's to stay with @BrumbiesRugby      Brumbies coach Jake White rules himself out of the running for the England job Mar 9, 2012

     Listen if I was President I would throw them [Mayweather Jnr and Pacquiao] in jail if they didn't fight.      Mike Tyson tried to gatecrash the American primary season with an unusual pitch for President Mar 9, 2012

     I chose her for her leadership and athletics skills, not vocal skills.      Charles van Commenee defends the choice of American-born Tiffany Porter as Great Britain's team captain for the World Indoor Championships Mar 9, 2012

     I mean, basically, he's an immature little punk.      Urijah Faber speaks in glowing terms about rival TUF 15 coach Dominick Cruz Mar 8, 2012

     When I realised what had happened, my first thought was: 'I am blind.'      Nicklas Bendtner feared the worst after being caught in the eye by Angel Rangel's boot during January Mar 8, 2012

     Why are we not in the same league as tennis or golf? Well this is why.      Former world No. 1 Peter Gade lashes out at badminton officials after losing to Raj Ouseph at the All England Championships. His match finished around 2.15am - some six hours after he was supposed to step on court Mar 8, 2012

     Messi has scored more goals in one game than me in my whole professional life.      Sebastien Bassong sees the funny side after Lionel Messi's five-goal performance against Bayer Leverkusen Mar 8, 2012

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