I look like an Afghan Hound and I'm strutting around the place like something out of Crufts!      Robbie Savage reveals what he's been up to on Strictly Come Dancing Dec 2, 2011

     You are an embarrassment to boxing. I am going to slap you like a little girl.      Miguel Cotto gets angry ahead of his bout with Antonio Margarito Dec 1, 2011

     I'm swinging the club well enough that you don't need to walk out there with hockey helmets on.       Tiger Woods suggests he is finally getting his game under the sort of control that will have the crowds breathing a sigh of relief Dec 1, 2011

     Him and his fat mate should be sh*tting it if I decide to write a book. There'll be no holding back on those two muppets.      Joey Barton rips into Derek Llambias Dec 1, 2011

     She could be quite a tidy player this time next year.       Rory McIlroy's girlfriend Caroline Wozniacki has started playing golf and is clearly showing signs of promise Dec 1, 2011

     I said to her she will have to cheer for us when we come past.      Upon receiving his MBE, cyclist Mark Cavendish dishes out orders to HRH The Queen for next year's Olympics Nov 30, 2011

     If he believes that he will knock out me quickly, he shows that he’s an ignoramus.      Jose Guerrero gives a surprisingly eloquent critique of James DeGale Nov 30, 2011

     I look forward to sharing some conversation after the match, but I’ll let Sir Alex do the drinking.      Crystal Palace boss Dougie Freedman is unlikely to take up the offer of a glass of red wine from his Manchester United counterpart Sir Alex Ferguson after the Carling Cup clash between the two sides Nov 30, 2011

     By the time I am done with him, he is going to be more tanked-up than one who has been binging on those salmari and jaloviina vodkas they have in Finland.      Dereck Chisora is never slow in offering up some trash talk and he has been at it again ahead of his fight with Robert Helenius Nov 29, 2011

     He can't do too much. I don't know if he can even swim.      Harry Redknapp mocks Ledley King's effort levels in between games Nov 29, 2011

     He was a movie star in my eyes.       Gary McAllister pays tribute to former Leeds team-mate Gary Speed Nov 29, 2011

     Do you want to go?!      With a broken wine glass in hand, Robert Allenby showed his mean streak during a dispute with Geoff Ogilvy Nov 29, 2011

     He was my bitch and he'll be my bitch on Saturday night.      Michael Bisping claims he owns Jason Miller Nov 29, 2011

     Of course, there is nothing worse than a half-empty stadium, but I'm the king of sizing.      QPR owner Tony Fernandes (CBE) reveals another little known title of his. Nov 28, 2011

     Tragic, devastating and numb.      John Hartson pays tribute to his late former Wales colleague Gary Speed Nov 28, 2011

     The shape was good, the passing was good, the movement was good. The result was crap.      Roy Hodgson offers a blunt assessment of WBA's game against Spurs Nov 27, 2011

     I don't know what game he was at.      Sir Alex Ferguson mock Alan Pardew's claim that Newcastle were the better side in the first half Nov 26, 2011

     He's got more speed than the rest, he stays better than the rest and he's just better than the rest, it's as simple as that.      Paul Nicholls lifts the lid on why Big Buck's wins every time he turns up on a racecourse Nov 26, 2011

     I think her mother loves me because we’re a similar age.      QPR boss Neil Warnock reveals the reason why he feels he gets on so well with Delia Smith's mother Nov 26, 2011

     A target [for Wilshere's return] could be the beginning of 2012. When I say that, I mean the end of January. Or February.      Arsene Wenger has learned from experience (here's looking at you, Thomas Vermaelen) not to be too precise about any player's return from injury Nov 26, 2011

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