We didn't buy him from Argos.      West Ham chairman David Gold wishes he had kept the receipt for Andy Carroll Dec 5, 2012

     Hopefully I can win many more things - the Premier League would be amazing. The Capital One Cup and the Community Shield also.      Trophies are like Pokemon ... Fernando Torres wants to win them all (even the rubbish ones) Dec 4, 2012

     Those two are booking family holidays this Christmas because of Freddie's presence on the bill.       Steve Bunce suggests Denton Vassell and Ronnie Heffron did not complain about Andrew Flintoff's presence on their card, given the amount of extra people it brought through the gate Dec 4, 2012

     I can't tell you much more about my relationship with Roman, other than to say if I din, I would have to kill you.      Former Chelsea manager Bobby Campbell refuses to spill the beans on owner Roman Abramovich Dec 4, 2012

     Speak to your colleague about it, the one who has written the story. Organise a meal with that person.      Jose Mourinho tells a reporter who is quizzing him about a story in a newspaper to go and speak to the person who wrote it Dec 3, 2012

     My mum keeps telling me I should have won more and mums are normally right.      Shaun Murphy admits he has failed to kick on after winning the World Championship as a qualifier back in 2005 Dec 2, 2012

     I do wonder sometimes, ‘We said hello to you at Wigan and offered you a pie. You should come and talk to us’.       Wigan chairman Dave Whelan reveals memories of Roman Abramovich snubbing the offer of a pie still haunt him Dec 2, 2012

     I'm just chuffed for the boys, we've all copped it. I'm just pleased they've got their day in the sun      England coach Stuart Lancaster after his side's 38-21 win over New Zealand Dec 1, 2012

     I’ve grown quite attached to these abs.      Former England star Andrew Flintoff suggests he might continue working out, even if he ends his boxing career after one fight Dec 1, 2012

     I'll just keep doing my talking in the ring. Tyson keeps doing his talking at press conferences or talking into camera phones and putting them on YouTube and things like that.       David Price is quite happy for his heavyweight rival Tyson Fury to keep mouthing off Dec 1, 2012

     People think footballers just play a few games, drive fast cars and go to night clubs - we do so much more than that      Without the context of being at a charity event, Jermain Defoe's words put him in the category of a super playboy Nov 30, 2012

     I don’t get people coming up to me around Norwich anymore, unless they mistake me for John Ruddy!      Dean Ashton admits that he still receives the adoration of Norwich fans, thanks to his 6ft 4in lookalike Nov 30, 2012

     You don't want to see Tiger putt with that putter. If it was up to me, I'd film him and send that to [USGA chief] Mike Davis, and I think he would take the ban off!      Keegan Bradley reveals his novel idea to fight the upcoming ban on anchoring the putting stroke Nov 30, 2012

     Kevin Johnson is a fat pudding and a slow fighter, I will cut him in half with one of the body shots I've been working on.      Tyson Fury doesn't think much of his next opponent Nov 30, 2012

     I try to have as much sex as possible before I fight.      Ronda Rousey utters the words all UFC fans wanted to hear Nov 30, 2012

     In South Africa in 2010 I broke my jaw after a minute and played on, so unless I really have to go off, I never will      Wales skipper Sam Warburton reveals the extents to which he goes to for his country Nov 30, 2012

     If it wasn't for fighting, I'd probably be in jail.      Mark Hunt summarises the importance of MMA to his life Nov 29, 2012

     If you hang around the team hotel too long we will give it to you too. It's a present from the colonials      All Blacks coach Steve Hansen reflects on the Norovirus that has gripped his squad Nov 29, 2012

     He owes me his firstborn or something. Actually, I don't want that. Maybe a sandwich or something.      New York Giant Martellus Bennett's demands, after catching and "saving the life" of a fan who fell towards him from the stands. Nov 29, 2012

     If I was going to lie to you, honestly I would lie. I ain't lying. I'm telling you the truth.      Paul Lambert clears absolutely nothing up, when speaking about why Darren Bent is being left out of the side Nov 28, 2012

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