I passed my bags to the porter and walked briskly to the pool and dived straight in, fully clothed. Shoes, hat, trousers, socks... everything.      Dale Steyn reveals he was in a bit of a hurry to be done with the stifling heat of Chennai Apr 1, 2010

     It was like someone was holding them with a PS3 controller, controlling them all the time.      Theo Walcott shows his youth as he sums up Barcelona's display against Arsenal Apr 1, 2010

     I believe that when you do something, whether it be writing, dancing or playing football, if you do it at the best level it becomes art.       Arsene Wenger hopes his 'artists' will be inspired against Barcelona Mar 31, 2010

     I miss the Premiership and the Premiership misses me.       Former Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho is as modest as ever Mar 31, 2010

     If it was a few days earlier, knowing my dumb ass, I probably would have done it. I'm stupid like that.      John Howard reveals he almost took a fight with Jon Fitch on three days' notice Mar 30, 2010

     The tough part in Indian Wells and Miami is that it is best of three and that sort of knockout tennis is brutal.      Roger Federer explains why he is not always at his best outside of Grand Slam competition Mar 30, 2010

     I want to clarify that this nightmare thing was a joke.      Twelve years after getting caned by Sachin Tendulkar at Sharjah, Shane Warne insists that he never experienced sweaty nights, as the rest of the world liked to believe Mar 30, 2010

     It feels like an eternity - I last won here in '98. I was a lot slimmer then.      Ernie Els was happy to wrap up victory at Bay Hill, 12 years after his previous win Mar 30, 2010

     Well, yes, okay, I'll say it, yes, he's a dickhead.      Victoria roads minister Tim Pallas hits out at Lewis Hamilton for his antics on the road that caught the eye of the police Mar 30, 2010

     They're going to have to have the ******* Hulk referee that fight. We might need two refs.      Dana White looks ahead to the Brock Lesnar v Shane Carwin collision Mar 29, 2010

     I was surprised to see some comments by some experts talking about how they could see Alonso playing in the 4-1 win against United - he didn't play.      Rafael Benitez hits back at Jamie Redknapp after he referenced Xabi Alonso's influence in last season's 4-1 win at Old Trafford Mar 29, 2010

     She went outside the lane, but they didn't have the bottle to apply the rules. Why have the rules if you don't apply them?      Great Britain's performance director Dave Brailsford hit out after Victoria Pendleton's controversial defeat to Simona Krupeckaite Mar 29, 2010

     I just rode like a loony. It's like I rode a bat out of hell and didn't think about it.      David Millar admits tactics went out of the window in the Criterium International Mar 29, 2010

     I'm embarrassed to call myself a footballer after that rubbish, sorry.      James Collins displays a refreshing hint honesty after Aston Villa's 7-1 humbling at the hands of Chelsea Mar 29, 2010

     All the coaching doesn't work, then we go have a few beers and score seven tries. Okay, just a joke guys.      Saracens boss Brendan Venter reveals the inspiration for their rout of Newcastle Falcons Mar 28, 2010

     Thank you Sachin for giving me a very good bat. That's Sachin's bat I was hitting with.      Harbhajan Singh after blitzing 49 off 18 balls against Deccan Chargers Mar 28, 2010

     I heard like 'click, click.' It was completely extended.      Georges St-Pierre struggles to come to terms with the fact Dan Hardy did not tap under severe pressure from an armbar Mar 28, 2010

     Now you have a mongoose bat, I look forward to the cobra bat.      MS Gill, India's sports minister, takes a dig at the innovations wrought by Twenty20 cricket Mar 28, 2010

     It breaks my balls to be honest.      Sebastian Vettel admits the reliability of his Red Bull gets to him Mar 28, 2010

     They can toss what they want, it don't make any difference to me.     

David Haye is nonplussed by the prospect that the Klitschko brothers will reportedly toss a coin to decide who will fight the Brit Mar 27, 2010

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