He went straight in and said, 'I'm an all-rounder, I'm an all-rounder' - he's still shouting it I think.      Graeme Swann explains why Kevin Pietersen's last-ball dismissal of Michael Clarke in Adelaide was a bittersweet moment for his England team-mates Dec 6, 2010

     The only thing that the Fake Mr T has to do is sign the contract.      James Toney calls out Rampage Jackson Dec 6, 2010

     My mother could've beaten me all over the place on that first morning at Brisbane.      Graeme Swann reckoned he "bowled like a 12-year-old" during the first Test Dec 6, 2010

     In the dressing room, he is always crazy.      Bacary Sagna thinks Arsenal team-mate Samir Nasri is starting to show that craziness on the pitch Dec 6, 2010

     It's doesn't quite get you back for the rugby last weekend, but it comes close.      Lee Westwood stormed to victory at the Nedbank Golf Challenge in South Africa, but still had the Springboks' win at Twickenham on his mind Dec 5, 2010

     Straight after the fight, I went down the road picked up my dog, went to McDonalds and went home and had a wee night on the Xbox.      Ricky Burns reveals how he celebrated defending his WBO title against Andreas Evensen Dec 5, 2010

     When a national side gets beaten by an invitation team that's a very important game.      Barbarians skipper Matt Giteau hails his side's victory over an under-strength South Africa at Twickenham Dec 4, 2010

     If I had played today I would have scored two or three goals.      Roberto Mancini maintains a high opinion of himself Dec 4, 2010

     Outside of grabbing the microphone from Joe Rogan and making an announcement on live television, there was simply nobody else to tell.      Chael Sonnen insists he did as much as possible to notify people of his testosterone treatment Dec 3, 2010

     When you are making weight for a fight, the last thing you need is an invitation to dinner      Ricky Burns didn't fancy the haggis, neeps and tatties on offer at the Scottish Parliament Dec 3, 2010

     I wouldn't wear one myself. I think you look a bit of a ponce... I wouldn't wear gloves and I certainly wouldn't wear one of those things around my neck. DJ does it but his is a cut-off hat.      Ian Holloway pokes fun of some of the Premier League's more 'precious' players Dec 3, 2010

     Five or six years ago we were the worst fielding side in the world. Then you left and we’ve got better ever since.      Graeme Swann takes a dig at interviewer Nasser Hussain Dec 3, 2010

     He gave me a lot of money.      Serbian Davis Cup captain Bogdan Obradovic explains why he chose Janko Tipsarevic to play singles over Viktor Troicki Dec 2, 2010

     FIFA is a clean institution. FIFA works honestly. You are all honest, hardworking people.      Spain/Portugal bid president Angel Maria Villar goes overboard with the flattery Dec 2, 2010

     The Americans ain't producing nothing, the Klitschkos have made the sport boring so there's no-one out there - except for Dereck Chisora. I'm here to save boxing.      Dereck Chisora talks himself up ahead of his bout with Wladimir Klitschko Dec 1, 2010

     I think he's a Ferrari driver as he's got the sort of character the Old Man would have liked.      Bernie Ecclestone thinks Mark Webber would look good in the red of Ferrari Dec 1, 2010

     His innings lasted ten and a half hours and I watched all of it lying on the floor.      While most people were glued to the TV for Alastair Cook's superb double century, Graeme Swann was glued to the floor Dec 1, 2010

     The boys haven't done too well so I've probably got a good chance of getting back in there.      Gavin Henson risks upsetting one or two of his Wales team-mates Nov 30, 2010

     We're going terribly, we're going awfully, I can't believe they said that, and I'm not sure we're going to turn up on Friday.      Tim Nielsen gives a tongue-in-cheek response to the negative coverage in the Australian media following the Brisbane Test Nov 30, 2010

     One team played very good, one team very bad. One deserved to win and one deserved to lose. Humiliated? No.      Jose Mourinho finds a way to avoid admitting that he was humiliated by Barcelona Nov 30, 2010

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