When South Korea play Japan the fans tell us that if we lose they are going to throw the players into the sea.      Park Ji-sung gets more than the hairdryer treatment in his home country Nov 23, 2010

     When he came in during the middle of the first set, I wondered whether I should play with my legs or my hands.      Novak Djokovic got a bit confused when Diego Maradona appeared at London's O2 Arena Nov 22, 2010

     It was so loud with those guns they were firing T-shirts with on the court. I didn't know what was going on.      Andy Murray found himself confused at the ATP Tour Finals Nov 22, 2010

     I thought Nasri might be captain for them. So they would have to shake hands and then we could get them in a room before the game and William could bash him up or something.      Harry Redknapp makes light of Samir Nasri's decision not to shake William Gallas' hand Nov 21, 2010

     You need to be honest, even if you hurt people - and there are some players here, I am not scared to say, who are not working hard enough for the team.      Kolo Toure has launched a scathing attack on his Manchester City team-mates Nov 21, 2010

     Van Basten thought about hitting a shot once and it went in - then 'Reg', what are you doing? Oh, get in! Brilliant.      Ian Holloway gives his assessment of Luke Varney's goal for Blackpool against Wolves Nov 20, 2010

     Silly things started to go through my mind and then the hole freezes over and you can't seem to find a putt.      A birdie and an eagle at the start of his third round had Ian Poulter dreaming of going one better than his second round 60 at the Hong Kong Open Nov 20, 2010

     I have just had the worst 20 minutes of my rugby career.      Wales captain Ryan Jones puts his hand up after his last-gasp penalty gifted Fiji a draw at the Millennium Stadium Nov 19, 2010

     We have all had to watch Brock Lesnar fart around... then someone comes along and hits him once and he pisses his pants and runs. If he wasn't in a cage he would still be running.      Don Frye admits he does not really rate Brock Lesnar Nov 19, 2010

     Nobody wants dead or injured drivers.      F1 track designer Hermann Tilke refuses to beat around the bush Nov 19, 2010

     The best part about phone interviews is getting to wear shorts.      Twitter rookie Tiger Woods reveals the best part about his interview with ESPN Radio Nov 19, 2010

     All I know is that if someone calls Roger 'average' they had better be really, really, good at what they do.      Andy Roddick dismisses claims that Roger Federer is no longer the player he once was Nov 19, 2010

     Like a Toblerone melting slowly in your trouser pocket, he is still great, just not as great as he was.       Daily Telegraph tennis writer Mark Hodgkinson suggests Roger Federer has lost the cold efficiency he once had Nov 19, 2010

     I don't know what they think I'm going to do - hit them with a two-footed tackle in the fruit and veg aisles?      John Terry reveals old ladies are scared of him in supermarkets Nov 19, 2010

     It's not life threatening, he's gonna be fine, he's not maimed, he's not blown up like any of our heroes in the war.      Ian Holloway takes a balanced view to news that Matt Gilks has broken his kneecap Nov 18, 2010

     [David Haye] said 'Why isn't there an Audley Harrison at my weight?' I said that I am not a lucky so-and-so like him!      Carl Froch and David Haye weren't sympathetic after Harrison was embarrassed in the world title fight Nov 18, 2010

     I'm f****** pissed off. Me fighting Ricky Hatton is a bunch of baloney.      Oscar De La Hoya dislikes the suggestion that he is about to come out of retirement Nov 18, 2010

     They are cocooned by parents, they need to be seen with their tattoos and earrings. Some even cry in the dressing room.      Sir Alex Ferguson lifts the lid on his opinion of young players Nov 18, 2010

     I think when you've been where we have been, a lot of other things seem boring.      BJ Penn admits he needs a big fight to get the juices flowing Nov 17, 2010

     I don't want to spend my years just sitting on the bench.      Niko Kranjcar expresses his desire to leave Tottenham Nov 17, 2010

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