No other club has to call me until 2018       If anyone does try to call Borussia Dortmund manager Jurgen Klopp, we know it'll be going straight through to voicemail Oct 30, 2013

     Gianfranco Zola once sent Gary Pallister the wrong way to such an extent that he needed a ticket to get back in       Talking at the Salford leg of his book tour, Sir Alex Ferguson reveals the one player he regrets never getting the chance to work with Oct 29, 2013

     Following the hearing, the basis for opposition was unverifiable: It was an indisputable factual decision by referee Dr Felix Brych       The German FA explain why they won't be overturning Bayer Leverkusen's "ghost goal" against Hoffenheim, where the ball indisputably went in through a hole in the side-netting. Oct 29, 2013

     What I think, I won't talk about       Manuel Pellegrini has not publicly backed Joe Hart after his mistake cost Manchester City a point against Chelsea. We're not surprised Oct 28, 2013

     I hope he does not expect to receive an email of congratulations. Shit!      Bayonne's chairman Alain Afflelou asked about Mike Phillips' reaction to being sacked Oct 28, 2013

     I would never ask for a fan to be banned for getting carried away. We all do it at football matches. But enough is enough. The next one is getting Cantona-ed      Joey Barton soon insisted this was a joke, but is anyone going to take the chance? Oct 28, 2013

     We looked like the away team. We played in a difficult atmosphere with almost no support      Tottenham manager Andre Villas-Boas won't be popular with the White Hart Lane faithful this evening Oct 27, 2013

     It is difficult to take a drug for 30 years and suddenly get rid of it       Arsene Wenger is not totally convinced that Sir Alex Ferguson will stay in retirement. He gives it six months Oct 26, 2013

     The winner buys dinner. I will buy the dinner       Lyoto Machida is confident he can beat his recent training partner Mark Munoz at UFC Fight Night 30 Oct 25, 2013

     I was getting sick and tired of this leadership thing with Chris Froome       Sir Bradley Wiggins admits things were not always rosy in the Team Sky camp Oct 25, 2013

     Honestly it is difficult for me to answer any suggestion about this book as I have not read it, yet. I will read it, but at the moment I am a bit busy       The trouble is, will Arsene Wenger download Sir Alex Ferguson's autobiography or hit the High Street? Oct 25, 2013

     You started clapping into the horse's face       Football fan Barry Rogerson is jailed for punching a horse, and is reminded of the incident by Judge Paul Sloan QC Oct 25, 2013

     For me a three-year plan gives you three years of excuses      Leicester Tigers boss Richard Cockerill on his coaching philosophy... or lack of it Oct 24, 2013

     I was furious, I was an undisciplined soldier and I lost my composure. So I bit him in the ear       Mike Tyson reveals he "wanted to kill" Evander Holyfield during their 1997 bout - the one where he was disqualified for biting a chunk out of Holyfield's ear Oct 24, 2013

     No one else was injured, and I was more worried about the car than myself       You can always get another set of wheels Richie Benaud Oct 24, 2013

     We did not sabotage the gearbox, but simply made the most of an article in the regulations which allowed us to break the seals      It seems that Ferrari team principal Stefano Domenicali doesn't quite understand the meaning of 'sabotage' Oct 23, 2013

     I was not aggressive, I was not offensive. I just had a disagreement       We've all been there Jose Mourinho. We've all been there Oct 23, 2013

     He has the most savage tongue you can imagine. He can debilitate the most confident person in the world in seconds with that tongue       Sir Alex Ferguson has a 50 Shades of Grey moment when talking about Roy Keane Oct 22, 2013

     They had the opportunity of their lives and they just kind of threw it away      Houston Texans outside linebacker Brooks Reed blasts former teammates Sam Montgomery, Cierre Wood and Willie Jefferson after they were released amid drug claims Oct 22, 2013

     My husband is, like, the best golfer in the world ever      Dowd Simpson, wife of PGA Tour star Webb, momentarily thinks she's married to Tiger Woods Oct 21, 2013

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